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12 celebrities with absolutely preposterous 'personal life' Wikipedia sections

The *best* part of a celebrity’s Wikipedia.

1. Colm Tóibín

Colm Toibin describes how childhood stories find their way in to his work PA Wire / Press Association Images PA Wire / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

colm Wikipedia Wikipedia

So much happening here: good party gossip, greasy fry-ups and an older gentleman losing the ability to tell the difference between certain politicians.

2. Julia Roberts

2016 Guys Choice Awards - Show AP / Press Association Images AP / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

damn Wikipedia Wikipedia

Celebrity Wikipedias: always there to remind you that celebs have better love lives than us.

3. Sven-Goran Eriksson

Soccer - npower Football League Championship - Cardiff City v Leicester City - Cardiff City Stadium Joe Giddens Joe Giddens

sven Wikipedia Wikipedia

A glass of Sven, please.

4. B.o.B

not so simple life bob bob

bob Wikipedia Wikipedia

Well, B.o.B. believes in a lot of things, doesn’t he?

5. Chris Martin

BBC Radio 1's Big Weekend - Exeter Katja Ogrin / EMPICS Entertainment Katja Ogrin / EMPICS Entertainment / EMPICS Entertainment

chris Wikipedia Wikipedia

In which you discover that Chris Martin drinks vodka to punish himself. Alright, Chris.

6. Paolo Nutini

Paolo Nutini in concert - Manchester Katja Ogrin Katja Ogrin

paolo Wikipedia Wikipedia

We’re sure Paolo’s Ma is delighted with that opening line there.

7. Martin King

Cheerios Childline Breakfast Together launch PA Archive / Press Association Images PA Archive / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

martinking Wikipedia Wikipedia

Martin King: enthusiastic flyer of drones.

8. Jason Biggs

66th Primetime Emmy Awards - Arrivals - Los Angeles

jasonbiggs Wikipedia Wikipedia

In which we’re reminded that Jason Biggs has a rubbish sense of humour.

9. Fabio

P and G Old Spice Fabio KIM D. JOHNSON KIM D. JOHNSON

fabio Wikipedia Wikipedia

Three words: Fabio, goose, rollercoaster. An epic tale.

10. Derek Mooney

SHOWBIZ Star PA Archive / Press Association Images PA Archive / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

derek Wikipedia Wikipedia

Derek Mooney: hero, apparently.

11. Warren Beatty

Variety's 3rd Annual Power of Women Luncheon - Beverly Hills AP / Press Association Images AP / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

beatty Wikipedia Wikipedia

Imagine Wikipedia listing out all the people you rode like this!!!!!!

12. Helen Mirren

Dame Helen Mirren to narrate Beatrix Potter PA Wire / Press Association Images PA Wire / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

miren Wikipedia Wikipedia

And finally, Helen Mirren <3′s being in the nip.

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